1. No nasty divorces and painful alimony payments down the line.
2. You can get old, the woman by your side doesn't have to.
3. In-Laws. Period.
4. No waking up at 3 am cause the wife's snoring.
5. You get the couch all to yourself.
6. No hair in your shower.
7. Porn can stay in your history, no need to delete everyday.
8. Kids. And don't think it won't happen to you.
9. She'll shave her legs more often if there's no ring on her finger.
10. The privilege to enjoy silence.
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